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PAGAN-ROOS

Pimple Lips(Pagan) played spoons in his back pocket and still managed to kick goals where it counts: on the dance floor. After years of looking under the door of the changing rooms at the swimming pool, Leather Lips developed a nasty hole in his lips - otherwise known as his mouth. It was to prove a serendipitous development for Pimple Nose, as he was to gain much nutrition from reversing his movements.
Roos(Lover’s Lane Parker) grew up from a vertical position relative to the ground from the time he could walk, which was from an age when the ligaments in his knees had calcified, so that for a time he was simply known as “Rod”. Rod would move about in such a way that people he strode pass would think.

PAGAN-ROOS

Denis “Pimple Lips” Pagan, otherwise known as “The Cherry Tapper” and “The Coital Reliever” and “Skanky Hoe Toes” and “Old Man Riverlet” is a man of incredibly small stature trapped in the body of a man of considerable stature. Born into a family of pumpkin farmers “Skyman Boneface”, as he was known, quickly established himself as a potato picker to rank with the greatest face powderers the game has known, revolutionizing the use of teaspoon use with his revolutionary use of tablespoons.
Paul “Luna Park Lips” Roos, or “Frankly Freddie” or “The Orifice”, is a former magistrate to the supreme being, appointed by his own father( a former lady of her mighty fine skirts and upholstery). It was in the year of his birth that he came into this world, ironically the same day of his own birth, a fact not lost on his numerous detractors, notably Malcolm “ The Flying Moustache” Blight ( “Old Fancy Pants” and “The Self-Pleasure Machine”) who has detracted from his own accomplishments by being known as “ Bend Over Boys For it is I”, or just plain Bob to Roos.